swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

before running: AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
during running: i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
after running: YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq)

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin